Loaned Legs

*groan* man... how long have I slept?
*rubs eyes* oh man... I got to go back to work.. wait... Oh.... my......God.......

I know this probably wont make sense to any of you but, I lost my legs. These legs on me are not mine! I woke up sometime this evening only to realise I had lost an important limb of mine. As I stood up, the moment I saw my height, I knew something was wrong. I felt... taller. As I walked around the room with my jeans on, I realised that my legs are sturdier and longer than before I fell asleep on my bed. These legs I'm borrowing seem stronger and more agile. I can run faster and jump higher with them. Not that I'm complaining but it just feels odd. Like I had been sent to a surgery while I was unconscious, took out my legs and upgraded them with these neat legs. I might never see my old legs again but, I sure hope these new legs of mine don't give me any problems... I wonder if it's just the legs have changed, wonder what if it's my waist downwards that has been changed... wait that means my *consored* has also been replaced which means that I have
......*censored chatter of useless babble that should not be heard by kids below the age of 18*