...the guy stared back at me
I look into the mirror today and I saw someone different,
I couldnt recognise his face but it felt like he was someone familiar,
I glared at him and the guy stared back at me,
Who am I kidding? He is me... just without any hair.
ARrRgGGgHHHH!!!!!
I AM HAIRLESS!!! holy crap!!! *panic*
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay the story was, today I visited a very professional hairstylist. She has been doing hair styling since I dont know when, apparently she (a local) had once opened a professional hairstyling studio in New Zealand. And now, she is retired and decided to convert a small part of her house into her 'experimental lab'.. oh okay, she still cuts hair for her close friends but she only do special in-advance booking.
Now things started off pretty well, she is SUPERB. She pays very high detail in all parts of my head and she did it in parts carefully checking every 20seconds if she had done something wrong. As I first sat on the chair, all she said was..."the sides should be short.. and the back too... and I'm going to make your hair stand. And she used her hand gesture to illustrate. The way she did it, it was so clear she wanted to make my long hair have more volume and spike out. However.. it turned out more than that.
At first it okay, she reached a certain part when I said to myself "oh my... she is a PRO" because it looked so good! Medium hair, long fringe, hair standing out.. for a moment there I really looked like an Anime character where my hair standing looked kind of impossible to achieve without wax. BUT then... the horror started to begin...
She look at me in the mirror and shook her head.."hmm.. no this doesnt look right" she says. Then she started to trim away my hair by the inches... as if trying to correct some mistake but doesnt she realise that HAIR, if needed to be corrected gets SHORTER AND SHORTER! and she wouldnt stop.. I looked on helplessly feeling so much lighter on my head. For a moment there, I was so scared, I closed my eyes hoping it was all just a dream. But it wasn't! I could feel her scissors trimming my hair away and now.....
I couldnt recognise his face but it felt like he was someone familiar,
I glared at him and the guy stared back at me,
Who am I kidding? He is me... just without any hair.
ARrRgGGgHHHH!!!!!
I AM HAIRLESS!!! holy crap!!! *panic*
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay the story was, today I visited a very professional hairstylist. She has been doing hair styling since I dont know when, apparently she (a local) had once opened a professional hairstyling studio in New Zealand. And now, she is retired and decided to convert a small part of her house into her 'experimental lab'.. oh okay, she still cuts hair for her close friends but she only do special in-advance booking.
Now things started off pretty well, she is SUPERB. She pays very high detail in all parts of my head and she did it in parts carefully checking every 20seconds if she had done something wrong. As I first sat on the chair, all she said was..."the sides should be short.. and the back too... and I'm going to make your hair stand. And she used her hand gesture to illustrate. The way she did it, it was so clear she wanted to make my long hair have more volume and spike out. However.. it turned out more than that.
At first it okay, she reached a certain part when I said to myself "oh my... she is a PRO" because it looked so good! Medium hair, long fringe, hair standing out.. for a moment there I really looked like an Anime character where my hair standing looked kind of impossible to achieve without wax. BUT then... the horror started to begin...
She look at me in the mirror and shook her head.."hmm.. no this doesnt look right" she says. Then she started to trim away my hair by the inches... as if trying to correct some mistake but doesnt she realise that HAIR, if needed to be corrected gets SHORTER AND SHORTER! and she wouldnt stop.. I looked on helplessly feeling so much lighter on my head. For a moment there, I was so scared, I closed my eyes hoping it was all just a dream. But it wasn't! I could feel her scissors trimming my hair away and now.....
I have no hair... *sigh*
Mum thinks I look great.. more hip and macho. I think I just look like G.I. Joe.... Hell, even the boys in the army didnt have THIS hair! argh!... I think wherever I go now, I'm just gonna wear a paperbag with two holes punched out for me to see. How am I ever going to face the public like this?? Jason the Metro? Hairless? My hair IS my greatest asset and now it's gone... *sigh*.. oh well, hair WILL grow... I hope. maybe in like a few months time I will look like that Anime character that I did for a minute before the massacre... Well, I certainly hope so.

1 Comments:
At 11:44 PM,
me, myself + mIcHeLLe said…
HAIR WILL GROW lah my dear!
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